Illuminati Watch: Angelina Jolie

When I come up with topics to write about, part of my process includes going to a search engine and punching in certain keywords.  Sometimes I'm looking for sources, other times I want to compare people's thoughts on the matter to my own.  The last thing I'm looking for, which is kind of far fetched,  is perhaps there are no hits.  This would mean that maybe I'm one of the first people to ever consider writing about said topic. 

So I had mixed feelings when I typed in "Illuminati Angelina Jolie," and got 102,000 results.  On one hand, the idea that I thought was original, had already been conceived by others around the world.  But on the other, it shows that I'm not just coming up with subjects out of thing air or making up provocative topics just so people will read my blog. 

Ritual behavior?

This actually has some weight.

Initially a passing thought, I developed this idea while watching one of those TV biography shows.  It gave her back story of how she broke into acting, growing up the daughter of actor Jon Voight, past romantic relationships, and her present motherhood and humanitarianism.  After you really examine her past in conjunction with some of her accomplishments, you have to ask yourself, "How in the hell did this happen?"

Looking at her career, some of her acting roles resulted in less than stellar movies (Cyborg 2, Pushing Tin).  Even the best actors have flops, but we don't really think "great actress" when Angelina comes to mind.  Even still, she has managed to put together an impressive resume.  Her breakout role was opposite Denzel Washington in The Bone Collector.  Jolie has three Golden Globe Awards, two from the Screen Actors Guild, and an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for her role in Girl Interrupted.

Regardless of the success, I think Angelina Jolie has pimped the system with her pedigree, good looks, and sex appeal.  Somebody with her past doesn't usually succeed to this level without some type of help.  This is the same woman that married her co-star in the movie Hackers, Johnny Lee Miller, then left him for a woman.  She had a relationship with Jenny Shimizu, following her divorce from Miller.  Jolie admitted to having bisexual feelings early in life.  Hollywood is a lot more accepting of homosexuality now, but this was back in the mid 1990's. This should have been a bigger story, usually the kind that damages a career.  But not for her.

The "after-glow"

Really, Jolie is more known for her love life than her acting.  Everyone remembers her marriage to actor Billy Bob Thornton. They made headlines for supposedly wearing matching vials of each other's blood around their necks and for sexing in the back of limos on the way to award shows. What people don't know is that Angelina been in homewrecker mode way before Alicia Keys.

Thornton was engaged and living with actress Laura Dern at the time. Dern said she was out of the country filming a movie and when she got back, dude was gone!  Now that's foul on Billy Bob's part, but he had some help in the ordeal.  Again, this isn't usually the behavior of a Hollywood starlet.  This sounds more like something you hear about a woman like Karrine Steffans, Ashley Dupre, or Rachel Uchitel.  

Add this to the way she swooped in and stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston, and it makes me think Angelina Jolie has some type of potent chemical in her vagina.  So strong, no man can resist it.  Not even her brother?  At the 2000 Academy Awards, Jolie made a statement the she was "so in love" with her brother, James Haven.  They both denied any rumors of an incestuous relationship, but I recall footage of them kissing on the lips.  I've never seen siblings kiss like that. 

People don't like bad people.  That sounds elementary, but it's true.  Generally we don't celebrate people who lie, cheat, kill, or steal.  Granted, Hollywood has its own rules.  That's the only way to explain why somebody like Robert Downey, Jr. still has a career.  But for the most part, a person (not being sexist, but especially a woman) who does things that fall outside the moral compass doesn't win. 

Unless you have special ties to the people who make the rules. 

I don't claim to know who or what exactly is the Illuminati.  In the hip-hop community, it's been rumored that Jay-Z, Kanye West, Rihanna, and Quincy Jones to name a few, are part of some secret society - a chosen group, who are allowed to reach the pinnacle of success.  If such a thing does exist, that's the only explanation for Angelina Jolie's meteoric rise.  You don't do all the sh*t she's done, and still get to do all the sh*t she's done. 

The real Mrs. Pearl

How else do you explain why this woman was selected to play the wife of slain journalist, Daniel Pearl, in the 2007 film, A Mighty Heart?  Mariane Pearl is an AFRICAN! There were other qualified actresses of African descent who deserved a shot at the role.  One that comes to mind is Thandie Newton.  With the looks and the talent, she would have been perfect.  Now don't tell me that Jolie is such a great actress and that's why she got the part.  We already discussed this.   I always thought there was an agenda to keep black faces off of the screen, but did the powers that be think audiences would be more sympathetic to Pearl's case if a white woman was fighting for the cause?  Add that to the fact that Mrs. Pearl's complexion is close to that of her husband's Arab murderers, and I think we're on to something. 

If that's not a big enough smack in the face, in 2011 Jolie is set to star on screen as the African queen, Cleopatra.

Somehow, Angelina Jolie has been selected as the messenger for all things good.  She has the freedom to adopt kids from all around the world, despite the fact that she and Pitt are not married.  In America, unwed mothers take a beating for why their children turn out uneducated and unsuccessful.  Yet, we champion Jolie for rescuing these children, with no ring on her finger.  With no husband and six kids, the only thing separating her from the average "baby mama" is her wealth. 

Jolie has been on humanitarian missions to Ecuador, Namibia, Tanzania, and Thailand.  I mean, this is great.  Really.  I just question how she gets so much access and influence.  Money is one thing, but foreign countries aren't always that friendly to Americans.  She's even put a spell on the government.  In 2001, Jolie was named an Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees Goodwill Ambassador.   Like Kanye said, nobody should have all this power.

I don't have any proof that the Illuminati or any other secret societies exist.  What I do know is that some things you do in life make you ineligible for other opportunities that come up in the future.  The same way felons can't vote or carry firearms, I believe that if you steal other women's husbands you shouldn't be allowed to adopt kids and be ambassador to third world countries. 

It's that simple.

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Photo Credits:

http://snarkerati.com/ (Jolie)

http://www.topnews.in/ (Jolie/Thornton)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/ (Mariane Pearl)