Monday, October 18, 2010

I NEED ANSWERS, Pt.1

1. How come you're "cool" for liking artists such as Santogold all of a sudden and what am I missing?

2. Why does all the music that's not hip-hop sound like techno now?

and furthermore,

3. Where have all the true R&B artists gone?

4.  What's up with all this pseudo-lesbianism?  I mean, you say you're straight, but you constantly talk about about how sexually attracted you are to women, although you have a boyfriend...

5. Why do celebrities beef on Twitter?

6. Why do people on Twitter retweet EVERYTHING @myfabolouslife says?

7. Why did G-Whiz have on that clear sweatsuit in the "Now That We Found Love" video?

8. Why do white people love Reggae music and anything related to the Caribbean?

9. Why do women who avoided getting pregnant as teens, graduate from college, get a good job, then get knocked up, becoming a single mom anyway?

10. Why can't people just accept others for who they are?

11. Why is it so hard to make money doing what you love to do?

12. Why do grown people get mad at Soulja Boy's style of music, when we're not even his target audience?

13. Really, when are the skinny jeans going out of style?

14. Why do young black people try so hard to be different?

15. Why won't Cam'ron  rap like he gives a damn anymore? 

16. Why did Ma$e really quit hip-hop?

17. Are any non-Arab people afraid when you see an Arab on your flight?

18. If a man is in a boy-girl-boy threesome, is he gay?

19. Why did Michael Jordan make that statement about scoring 100 points in a game?  We know you're the best, man. Chill.

20. When a white person asks, "What's your favorite kind of music," why do I feel like I'm being stereotypical when I answer, "Hip-Hop?"

21. If people tell you, "College will be the best four years of your life," what's that say about your first four years of marriage, or the first four years your child is alive?

22. What are the chances there will be another black president in the next, say, 50 years?

23. In football, how come "Intentional Grounding" is a penalty and a loss of down, but the quarterback can "spike" the ball to stop the clock?

24. Why are women allowed on the Real Housewives and Basketball Wives, but they aren't even married?

25.  How fair is it that a person who never eats pork, might get cancer and die anyway?

1 comments:

  1. #6 - and @DrakeNoir and @iamdiddy

    #20 - yeah depending on who's asking, I tend to diversify my answer, Kings of Leon or Vybz Kartel

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